Breakfast With Robert Burns

Breakfast With Robert Burns

All ye doltin’ draggin’ drekkies

Braggin’ boot yer fancy brekkies

Makin’ pictures o’ yer food so fine

And posting them on instagram and vine

Paired up wuth yer spucial wine.

Get off yer high horse ye drooly gints

An’ forget about yer chocolate mints

For in all ye’re pewling ignorance

Ye’ve missed the chieftan o’ the race

The glorious reekin’ Haggis.